News from Broken Springs

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Updated weakly, very weakly

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The real thing:
Katie Couric: Why isn't it better, Gov. Palin, to spend $700 billion helping middle-class families who are struggling with health care, housing, gas and groceries; allow them to spend more and put more money into the economy instead of helping these big financial institutions that played a role in creating this mess?

Gov. Sarah Palin: That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the -- it's got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we've got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that.

And now for the spoof...

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Monday, September 22, 2008

From Sarah and Hillary

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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Sarah Palin Speaking in Tongues

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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

The only one I liked at the RNC

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Sarah Palin Celebrates RNC Speech

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Friday, September 05, 2008

Sarah Palin's Vlog

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Thursday, September 04, 2008

Bristol Palin Faking Pregnancy for Mother, says web rumors.

Bristol Palin Faking Pregnancy for Mother?
According to rumors circulating on the internet, the recent revelation that Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin's unmarried 17-year-old daughter Bristol Palin is pregnant is just a clever ploy hiding the truth about Alaskan Governor Palin's own pregnancy.
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Wednesday, September 03, 2008

How Republicans Really Feel about Sarah Palin

Oops... the mic was still on, catching a rare occurrence: Republicans telling the truth.

Bad language alert.



No wonder they think she's goofy.
Don't forget to pray for those pipelines!

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Monday, September 01, 2008

Local couple gets hitched at funeral home

Currently on Yahoo's most popular Odd News...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_funeral_home_wedding;_ylt=AgPdlf6zsouJRdPlXrzlLNIjr7sF

Cool to see the Herald Republican getting some press...

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