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Monday, May 18, 2009
ATTENTION: FOUND DOG
If anyone knows anyone who has lost a little dog in Berrien Springs, please contact me: Email me at darvijenn@yahoo.com . I found a small dog Monday evening around 10 PM in our back yard on Murdock St near Bluff. I think the dog probably just got away from home.
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Oh my? Really? Who woulda stunk...er, I mean, thunk it?
Kalamazoo links broccoli smell to sewer system
KALAMAZOO, Mich. – An official said he's found a source of the city's long-running mystery stink. Public Services Director Bruce Merchant says the "rotten broccoli" smell that's bothered residents of northeastern Kalamazoo since last summer comes from the sewer system.
Read the entire SHOCKING revelation...
Next thing they'll be telling us is that the stench in Broken Springs is caused by the dead fish in our river...
KALAMAZOO, Mich. – An official said he's found a source of the city's long-running mystery stink. Public Services Director Bruce Merchant says the "rotten broccoli" smell that's bothered residents of northeastern Kalamazoo since last summer comes from the sewer system.
Read the entire SHOCKING revelation...
Next thing they'll be telling us is that the stench in Broken Springs is caused by the dead fish in our river...
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