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Friday, September 10, 2010

Glenn Beck's Top Ten Dumbest Quotes


Is He a Schizo, a Bigot, or Just a Right Wing Nutjob?

Readers beware! There's another wacko right wing nutjob on the loose. His name is Glenn Beck, and Republicans adore him. They love him so much they want to rub his belly when he rolls over, and pinch his cheek like your grandma used to do. But Glenn Beck is hardly a cute little kitten when you hear some of the craziness bubbling from out his mouth like foam from a rabid dog. Do you have your rabies shot?

Here is just a sample of such rabid paranoia.

1. "This president I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture....I'm not saying he doesn't like white people, I'm saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist."

Beck whipped up this gem on July 28, 2009. Advertisers fled from him in terror like he was the black... er, I mean the white plague.

In an interview with Katie Couric, he could not, or would not define what he meant by "white culture."

To read the rest of this article, click here:
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2479786/glenn_becks_top_ten_dumbest_quotes.html?cat=9

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