One hot summer day, a Broken Springs local came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into Coyote's Watering Hole for a cold beer.
About 20 minutes later a Broken Springs cop came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The man said that it was his.
The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."
The Broken Springs man replies, "No way dog's in heat---she's cool cause I got 'er tied under the shade of the tree."
The policeman says, "No! You don't understand-- your dog needs to be bred.
"No way," the said the man, "My dog don't need bread, she's not hungry, cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin'."
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!"
The man looks at the cop and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police dog!"
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