Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Chief Jim Not Appreciated


Broken Springs residents who criticize our fair and charitable police chief are all ex convicts who shouldn’t be allowed to take residence in this great city, let alone open their big mouths to voice opposition. Naturally, they have a vendetta against our great Police Chief just because he is white and upholds the law that they are so quick to violate. Mr. Bruce, whose pen often scribbles nasty things about good people, is the worst of the worst. He should be tarred and feathered. Or drawn and quartered. Or perhaps tar and feathered AND THEN drawn and quartered. Broken Springs would not miss him, not one little bit.

Don’t these people realize that during the recent years, Broken Springs has turned into a little Benton Harbor, with an influx of drug dealers, violence, home break-ins and other crimes, all of which increase the work of the police department already busy serving and protecting and rescuing kittens out of trees? By urging people to vote against the millage, Mr. Bruce and his gang of thugs are putting Broken Springs in danger. Never in my 90 years of BS residency have I been more offended and insulted by the audacity of these disloyal BSers to throw stones. I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore! That noise you hear is the sound of my cane pounding on the water pipes, a rally cry for our side to gather round our messiah, Chief Jim Kingston, and defend his honor.

I urge the Police Commission to rule Mr. Bruce out of order, but surely not out of odor.

Judy Ostrich

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